It’s a hard life when all you want is a dude to booty call, but like just the dick part and not the dude.
UGHHHHH. I want dick. But ew, boys.
Yesterday we inspected the apartment NEXT DOOR to Rose and we loved it. I’m pretty confident we should get it, but I’d be so fucking crushed if we don’t.
Commence nervous pacing until I get the phone call.
At first I was like, mhmmm gurl. Goddamn.
and then I scrolled up
JIZZ FUCKING EVERYWHERE! HE LIKES PUSSY TOO. OMG. MY DREAM MAN.
Yeah, I am now. I’m just feeling smothered at the moment and really far from the people I need most. *sigh*
Had my first panic attack since coming back today. I need to move out asap, being here is killing me.
When a guy says “we should grab coffee next week” and then you say “sure, I’m free on x, y, z days” and they don’t reply for like a week after chastising you for not answering one of their messages for a few days. If this is your idea of revenge, fuck off petty child. I ain’t gonna deal with your shit.